A PHOTO ESSAY, BY MP
Mama's Uggs fit just fine but they sure do make my feetsies smell like ass (DadaRandom in background doing Very Important Work on computer)
Here Mama, I think this shoe might be a squidge too high for me, plus it tastes kind of yuk, but I hold it out for your approval.
My Thanksgiving was so exciting I refused to take a nap, thusly falling asleep later, at the tray (after I made sure to eat my fill, of course)
And I sure did look purty in my new dress
The beach was fun because I got to walk J the dog
But after a while I needed a hug from Da
The beach rocks! Get me one of these!
Home again and Mama thought the Internet should see the face I make when something disgusts me because it makes Mama pee her pants (can you read my bib? Grandpa hates this bib because he really doesn't want me to be what the bib says, which I'm not....yet)
Talking on the "phone" (she's cradling a piece of egg up to her ear, and yes, she did say "EH?" and try to talk into it like she does with play phones)
Now Mama has to get off her butt and give Da a break because she's been lollygagging at this computer far too long helping me type this.
(Not to spoil this photo essay with angst, but did you hear about this? Big Ovary thumbs down to Madame Tussaud's--the following from this site.)
Waxworks: We know Madonna's always fair game, but now her little man from Malawi, David, is being greeted in London with some mild celebrity ridicule, by being "imortalized" in wax at Madame Tussauds. In Touch shows the bright-eyed boy pictured in front of the Material Mom in a cradle bearing the sign, "A-List Baby Adoption Clinic. Takeaway Today." But at least Her Madgesty is in good company, because joining her at Madame Tussauds orphan boutique are Brad and Angelina. Still, we continue to be mystified about why adopting needy children is bad. Our take: Maybe Madame T should adopt a new 'tude.
(And before this, Brangelina's daughter was immortalized in wax by Tussaud's in a scene featuring the new baby, Brad, and Angelina, but Maddox and Zahara were conspicuously left out. Madame "T" can bite me.)