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According to MP, Babysister was hungry. So MP put a plate of pepperoni, mushroom, and green pepper <--slices on my belly. With a fork justincase. This was after she put her juice cup in my belly button because baby wanted a bottle and dripped juice into the small dent that remains.
Gaze upon the other plate of goodies MP placed--> precariously on my lap--this crashed two seconds after this picture was taken, scattering fake food everywhere. Note the crossed utensils at the crotch area. That was not done by an adult; that was orchestrated by my urchin daughter, seen running to get more utensils off to the left. Um, X marks the spot?
(Also note that half of our "entertainment center" is, in fact, a toy emporium. And you can also just glimpse the bottom of my gorgeous lampshades, which make me happy whenever I see them.)
<--Um, okay, for some reason I really don't look all that humongo here, but trust me, if most people were to stand next to me they would look like the picture below:
ha ha - Love the title to this post. Great belly! Your daughter is a gifted artiste. ;)
Posted by:Ninotchka | April 08, 2008 at 08:57 PM
Where did tiny little baby MP go?! There seems to be an enormous impostor in her place.
Posted by:Annika | April 08, 2008 at 09:59 PM
Oh my goodness.. you are so not big...I WAS A HOUSE!! You look great! Seriously, you may feel big...but you look wonderful! And where did baby MP go??? she is such a big girl and beautiful!
Posted by:Laura from Ga | April 08, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Ohmygosh - you look GREAT~! You really do! You just feel it b/c you are not used to it! Honestly - you look terrific!!! WOW!
Posted by:Lynn | April 08, 2008 at 10:23 PM
You, my dear, are ADORABLE. Generally adorable, and pregnant adorable. Seriously.
Posted by:BethanyWD | April 08, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Hooray, pictures! But is Maya five years old already? Because she sure looks it! I was expecting fluffy duck hair and an exersaucer! Why is it that my own kids grow up so slowly but everyone else's grow up so fast?
And you completely don't look huge at all. REALLY! You just look normal and preggo.
Posted by:Carol | April 08, 2008 at 10:52 PM
I think half of those 30 pounds have gone to your boobs.
You look great (and not just because of the boobs ;)
Posted by:Jenn | April 09, 2008 at 04:13 AM
Just as I suspected...completely gorgeous and TINY! I think Maya just wanted to mark the spot of any potential FUPA (a common acronym in my and my girlfriend's lexicon, thanks to you!) Good baby growing (and raising)!
Posted by:Lynnette | April 09, 2008 at 08:34 AM
You look great, worry not. And MP is so big. And cute. And funny! I bet she will love being a big sister. Now if you can just get her to take over the 3 a.m. feeding, you're golden.
Posted by:kristylynne | April 09, 2008 at 08:41 AM
You look totally normal pregnant to me, not overly huge at all! Have you noticed that one outfit will make you look unusually large, but another will just emphasize your bump? I think you look great!
Posted by:Chickenpig | April 09, 2008 at 08:57 AM
You look great!!!!!!
Posted by:Kristy | April 09, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Your belly is SO cute!
Posted by:Amanda | April 09, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Cute, cute tummy! I still can't believe you are here after everything. Blows my mind!
Posted by:Jo in Utah | April 09, 2008 at 10:18 AM
You look great, but you should really get that blue acne on your face looked at. ;o)
Posted by:Claudia | April 09, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Completely adorable and not giantish at all. And I can't believe MP is a little girl already. Damn that stuff happens fast!
I just went through my pg pics last night and realized there are definitely tops that um, make me look like a double wide house. Others, not so much thankfully!
Keep up the good work!
Posted by:Sarah | April 09, 2008 at 12:53 PM
I just found your blog again-- I loved hearing about MP and so happy for you that you are pregnant-- I gained 35-40 but lost it through breastfeeding after 8 months-- it will come off-- and you look tiny-- no matter how you feel
Posted by:catherine | April 09, 2008 at 01:31 PM
You look quite cheeky. MP looks very determined in what she is doing.
Posted by:Andrea | April 09, 2008 at 02:48 PM
I am soooo excited for you guys. I can't believe how much MP has grown! And you, my dear, look fabulous.
Dreams really do come true. Sometimes twice!
Please set up some kind of baby registery online so we can send Rocky some goods.
Posted by:Dani | April 09, 2008 at 04:32 PM
Awww, I spy a little MP, who doesn't look to little anymore! Cutie, cute, cute!
And you are looking rather good! So those golden pounds are working for you!
Posted by:Lisa | April 09, 2008 at 05:12 PM
I must say you look wonderful and your hands aren't swollen at all... that's where I looked the worst!
Posted by:Katie | April 09, 2008 at 07:03 PM
You look great! (and I can't believe that MP is such a big girl now!)
Posted by:jenn | April 10, 2008 at 02:42 AM
I can't stop looking at how gorgeous MP is! What a beauty. Her mom isn't half bad either:)
Posted by:just another jenny | April 10, 2008 at 04:57 PM
You sure don't look that big. Maybe it is bigger if your are starting at the top and looking down?
Posted by:Sarah | April 10, 2008 at 05:59 PM
What a big girl MP is!
And your pink face was much more impressive photoshopping.
Posted by:Becky | April 10, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Oh, forgot to mention you look great! And so does J.
Posted by:Becky | April 10, 2008 at 10:49 PM